Terms of Service

BEASTLOG is a tool for tracking the beast you live with. Daily logs, patterns, supplement ideas, sound sessions, the works. It is not a vet. It does not diagnose, treat, or cure anything. If your beast is bleeding, vomiting on repeat, or acting very wrong, close the laptop and call the clinic.

You give us a real email and a password you don't use anywhere else. You keep that password to yourself. Anything that happens under your account is on you. If somebody else gets in, tell us fast.

You need to be at least 13 to use BEASTLOG. If a grown-up is helping a kid log their hamster, the grown-up owns the account.

The logs, the photos, the notes you scribble at 11pm. Yours. We store them so we can show them back to you and run the patterns. We don't sell them. We don't shop them around. See the Privacy page for the full breakdown.

• No scraping, no bots, no hammering the API.
• No reselling BEASTLOG or pretending it's yours.
• No uploading anything illegal, hateful, or somebody else's copyrighted work.
• No reverse-engineering the audio engine to ship a knock-off.

Break those and we'll close the account. No drama, no refund.

Pro is a subscription. You pay, you get the unlocked stuff. Cancel any time, the plan runs until the end of the period you already paid for. Refunds are case by case, and we're reasonable, ask.

Affiliate links in the supplement plan can earn us a small cut when you buy. The recommendation doesn't change based on the cut. We tell you up front because we're not weird about it.

Say it again so nobody misses it: BEASTLOG is not veterinary advice. The frequencies, the protocols, the supplement suggestions, all of it is information, not a prescription. Talk to your vet before you change food, meds, or anything that goes in or on the beast.

Features move. Prices move. These terms move. When the change matters we'll email you, or pin a note in the app. Keep using BEASTLOG after a change and you accept the new version.

BEASTLOG ships as is. We work hard to keep it up and accurate, but we can't promise perfect uptime or zero bugs. To the extent the law allows, we're not on the hook for indirect losses, vet bills, lost data, or anything that flows from the beast doing beast things. Our total liability is capped at what you paid us in the last twelve months.

These terms run under the laws of the State of Delaware, USA. Disputes go through the state and federal courts sitting in Delaware. You and BEASTLOG both agree to that.

Email hello@beastlog.app. Real humans read it.